Just Shoot Me, Please

Any other miserable day for my fantasy baseball team, or rather, the pathetic management of the manager, yours truely:

Red Sox vs. Devil Rays: It was Schilling against Kazmir. Big Papi has done poorly against Kazmir, with an average below the mendoza-line and no HRs and RBIs. Carl Crawford doesn’t have much success against Schilling (a healthy one that is) either, so I decided to bench the two for today.

Guess what happened: Both Ortiz and Crawford homered. There goes 2 runs and 3 RBIs. Crawford also stole a base. How did their replacements do? Sexson and Shelton: 2 runs and 2 walks, that’s it.

Trying to act like you did something smart will only bite you in the ass at the end.

Cubs vs. Brewers: I had Carlos Zambrano going. And this is his pitching line:

IP      H     R     ER     BB     K     HR
4.0     8     7     7      5      5     1

The Brewers won 9-0. Just freakin’ pathetic. With outings like this my team will never make it out of the bottom in ERA and WHIP. After Beckett’s debacle at Cleveland, it took 3 good starts from Maddux, Haren, and Verlander to get the team’s ERA under 4.50, and Zambrano just erased all the work they had done for the past two days.

This is ridiculous. My team is crashing straight toward last place. Someone just shoot me please.

~ by haydeé on April 30, 2006.